The JackHappenings!

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via thedogsbody)

pkrockn:

best friends!!!!

pkrockn:

best friends!!!!

(via gooeycube)

No…

I’m tired of the games. Shoot straight, or let me float away like a balloon who once cared and was deprived all it wanted.

To pop as a old, undersaturated, over experienced container of helium.

And what if I was!?

And what if I was!?

(Source: ilovebarneyforever, via catbountry)

fuzzykitty01:

cinnamonmachine:

fuzzykitty01:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Japan. That is all the explanation you need.

This is an ad for coffee. The protagonist is an alien visiting earth. He dislikes many things here, but stays for the coffee. This is the reason why he has special powers. I think the coffee brand is “Boss”.
Ads are strange through the world, I think we are just used to a different kind of strange. 

America needs to step up it’s advertising game. 

fuzzykitty01:

cinnamonmachine:

fuzzykitty01:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Japan. That is all the explanation you need.

This is an ad for coffee. The protagonist is an alien visiting earth. He dislikes many things here, but stays for the coffee. This is the reason why he has special powers. I think the coffee brand is “Boss”.

Ads are strange through the world, I think we are just used to a different kind of strange. 

America needs to step up it’s advertising game. 

(Source: 4gifs, via thejuddmcnealshow)

thejuddmcnealshow said: If you could slob on 50 knobs in a row, would you?

thejuddmcnealshow:

sin-ecdoche:

Absolutely not. You don’t know where those knobs have been, who’s touched them.

ALSO FUN FACT MY GRANDMOTHER APPARENTLY DOESN’T BELIEVE IN MORTONS SALT. She only has this like, all natural sea salt bullshit.

So when we feel salty we’re also hipster salty. The worst type of salty.

Also I hadn’t been active over here because I may or may not have forgotten the password and never reset it because it was to an old email address and yeah but I fixed it we’re good now.

WAT IN DA FUCK!? NO MORTONS!?

Upsetting. Sodium is a way of life for some.

obscenereference:

thejuddmcnealshow:

obscenereference:

thejuddmcnealshow:

obscenereference:

thejuddmcnealshow:

obscenereference said: huehuehuehue

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!

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kekekekekekekeke

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HAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

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AAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAHAH AHAHAH HA

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Arin was the best turn around of the exchange here.

Point goes to Dad.