I’m tired of the games. Shoot straight, or let me float away like a balloon who once cared and was deprived all it wanted.
To pop as a old, undersaturated, over experienced container of helium.
thejuddmcnealshow asked: If you could slob on 50 knobs in a row, would you?
Absolutely not. You don’t know where those knobs have been, who’s touched them.
ALSO FUN FACT MY GRANDMOTHER APPARENTLY DOESN’T BELIEVE IN MORTONS SALT. She only has this like, all natural sea salt bullshit.
So when we feel salty we’re also hipster salty. The worst type of salty.
Also I hadn’t been active over here because I may or may not have forgotten the password and never reset it because it was to an old email address and yeah but I fixed it we’re good now.
WAT IN DA FUCK!? NO MORTONS!?
Upsetting. Sodium is a way of life for some.
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Arin was the best turn around of the exchange here.
Point goes to Dad.